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what if the internet doesnt actually exist and youre just mentally insane and staring at a box pretending there is light coming out of it and youre talking to people
Hi, this is ‘Murrica, where we boast about equality, freedom, and rights, but refuse to allow same-sex marriages. What? HYPOCRITES, YOU SAY? Psshh, of course not.

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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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OMFg
the only thing i can turn on is my computer
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